Sunday, January 16, 2022

Ranking Every 2021 MCU Projects

 4 Movies, 5 Shows. Some good stuff but overall a weak year.

9. What If?- 2/10

Absolute garbage, explored ideas that aren't interesting/people don't care about. Maybe 1 or 2 decent episodes in the whole thing. Watching S2 is going to a be a chore.

8. Wandavision- 3/10

Don't understand why people liked this show. Boring, weird, vision was decent but Wanda just really annoying. Side characters mostly terrible.

7. Eternals- 4/10

Awful character development, a few stood out (Kingo, Sersei, Gilgamesh) but most were terrible (Ikaris, Thena). Flashback format was really choppy and hurt the flow of the movie. Plenty of stupid character decisions. 

6. Black Widow- 5/10

This was fine, just hard to get too excited about a black widow when she's one of the worst characters in the MCU. Really awful final act. Yelena was great.

5. Loki- 7/10

Pretty consistently solid throughout, but never really got great for the most part. Thought the story would be more exciting/thrilling. Disliked Sylvie but really liked Mobius. 

4. Falcon and Winter Soldier- 7/10

Unlike Loki where just about everything is solid but nothing great, this show has big high and lows. There's a lot of really bad subplots/characters like the Louisiana Stuff, Villains, and Sharon Carter but the stuff with Zemo and John Walker is great, and there's some nice action + visuals in there. 

3. Hawkeye- 7/10

This is again similar to Loki being pretty solid throughout but mostly lacking great moments. There's nothing bad here but nothing amazing. I generally enjoyed the setting/action and lead characters more so it's the best MCU show so far in my opinion but these three are very close in quality for me.

2. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings- 8.5/10

Awesome movie with minor flaws. Action sequences/soundtrack is phenomenal and makes it a joy to watch. I like the central trio of Shang/Xialing/Katy but Wenwu is absolutely the standout character, great backstory. There are a few scenes/moments that are so well done that's its just something to behold (bus fight, Shang and Wenwu reuniting in Macau with the head touch, Wenwu massacres his mother's killers). Only complaint is the climax feels a bit rushed/unearned with Katy suddenly becoming an incredible archer in no time and Shang-Chi mastering his mother's skills almost immediately.

1. Spider-Man: No Way Home- 9/10

There's actually a lot of things I don't like about this movie but the second half just has so many amazing moments that it comes out on top. The three spiderman moments is fantastic superhero cinema while Green Goblin and Doc Ock are fantastic. The ending is so great, it's chilling. I think the secondary villains are pretty weak and get little development/interesting plotlines. The whole premise/setup is just kind of bad and hinges on Doctor Strange being a bit of a moron.

2022 Marvel Project Ranked by Anticipation:

5. Ms. Marvel- 2/10

Who Cares?

4. She-Hulk 3/10

Who Cares?

3. Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness- 8/10

This looks interesting, but I don't really like Scarlet Witch as a character. More interesting in the evil Strange plotline.

2. Moon Knight- 9/10

Really excited for this show, has a cool look and Oscar Isaac is always great.

1. Thor Love and Thunder: 10/10

This follow up to Thor Ragnarok should be fantastic with Hemsworth and Waititi returning. The addition of Christian Bale and the Guardians should be great. Just don't see any way this movie turns out to be a disappointment.

Saturday, January 1, 2022

Thoughts on 2021 movies

 Ranked Worst to Best: Updated 1/1/2022

I don't remember a lot of these.

24. Woman in the Window

-very boring, weird

23. Coming 2 America

-just so many bad ideas in the writing of this one: wesley snipes and semmi are decent, but every other character is basically totally disgraced by the writer, especially Akeem

-Lavelle is an awful character

-The music bits are terrible and take up way too much screen time

-Chris Morgan detracts from the movie

-James Earl Jones is fine

-Very disappointing overall, feels like a straight to DVD kind of film. Surprised it got around a 50% on RT, feels like a 5% kind of movie

22. Spongebob Movie: Sponge on the Run

-Keanu bits were good?

21. Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

-lazy, unfunny jokes throughout

20. Eternals

-just terribly developed characters on the whole, no real villains

-A few decent characters with potential

-Ikaris and Thena very bland/bad

19. Godzilla v Kong

18. Spiral

-Chris rock great performance

-Terrible ending

17. Red Notice

-Tired of Ryan Reynolds and Dwayne Johnson always playing themselves

-Gal Gadot awful

-Terrible twist

-Still entertaining

16. Venom: Let There Be Carnage

-Lazy writing, huge tonal shifts between murderous Carnage and joking Venom, doesn't work at all

-Carnage's transformation then death is so rushed

15. Black Widow

-Yelena is pretty good

-Solid humor

-Awful villains, terrible last third

14. The Tomorrow War

13. Quiet Place II

-moronic decisions made by many characters ruins a lot of it

-sweet ending twist, cillian murphy pretty good

12. Raya and the Last Dragon

-largely mediocre, not especially funny but entertaining enough

-Sisu by far the best character

-Great ending

11. No Sudden Move

10. The Suicide Squad

-Harley Quinn and Idris Elba great

-first group of characters terrible

-enjoyable but forgettable

-starfish is ridiculous

9. Army of the Dead

-Fun action film

-Everyone dies way too suddenly

8. Judas and the Black Messiah

7. Jungle Cruise

-fun and entertaining throughout, Dwayne Johnson very likeable

6. King Richard

5. No Time to Die

-Rami Malek is bad

4. Dune

3. Shang Chi

-Wenwu is a fantastic and sympathetic villain

-Shang Chi and Katy's skills in the final battle are very rushed/not believable at all

-Katy seems to have no purpose most of the movie

-Awesome action sequences, especially the bus scene

-Great visuals and soundtrack

-Family scenes are so well done

-Great Wenwu moments: vengeance on mom's killers, head touch with Shang, Death/realization of his wrongness

-Wish Shang Chi/Simu got more dramatic moments

2. Fast 9

-worst characters of the franchise (no statham, johnson, walker anymore) but Tej, Roman and Ramsey are very funny and entertaining

-Everything with Vin Diesel is terrible

-Surprisingly dramatic and awesome flashback sequences

-John Cena is terrible

-Awesome action sequences throughout, really carries the movie

1. No Way Home

-Everything with all three spidermen is excellent and so well done

-Ending is fantastic and really sad

-Doctor strange is poorly written/stupid

-The plot is poorly setup, hinges on Peter going to Dr Strange and Dr Strange screwing up which is out of character

-Doc Ock and Green Goblin are outstanding but Electro, and especially Sandman + Lizard are way underdeveloped


Spider-Man Rankings

 Movies:

1. Spider-Man: Far From Home 9/10 

2. Spider-Man: No Way Home 9/10

3. Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse 9/10

4. Spider-Man 2 9/10

5. Spider-Man 8/10

6. Spider-Man: Homecoming 8/10

7. The Amazing Spider-Man 7/10

8. Spider-Man 3 6/10

9. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 5/10


Villains:

1. Green Goblin (Dafoe) 

2. Mysterio 

3. Vulture

4. Doctor Octopus (Molina)

5. Sandman 

6. Lizard

7. Green Goblin (DeHaan)

8. New Goblin

9. Electro

10. Shocker

11. Venom


Characters:

1. Peter Parker (Holland)

2. Quentin Beck

3. Peter Parker (Maguire)

4. Adrian Toomes

5. Peter Parker (Garfield)

6. Norman Osborn (Dafoe)

7. J. Jonah Jameson

8. Otto Octavius (Molina)

9. Gwen Stacy (Stone)

10. George Stacy (Leary)

11. Ned Leeds

12. Flint Marko

13. Michelle Watson

14. Ben Parker (Robertson)

15. Curt Conners (Ifans)

16. Mr. Ditkovich

17. Gwen Stacy (Howard)

18. Flash Thompson (Revolori)

19. May Parker (Tomei)

20. May Parker (Field)

21. Richard Parker

22. Roger Harrington

23. Liz Toomes

24. May Parker (Harris)

25. Dr. Curt Conners (Baker)

26. Mary Jane Watson (Dunst)

27. Ben Parker (Sheen)

28. Harry Osborn (DeHaan)

29. Ursula Ditkovich

30. Herman Schultz

31. Betty Brant

32. Flash Thompson (Zylka)

33. Harry Osborn (Franco)

34. Max Dillon

35. Aaron Davis

36. Eddie Brock

37. George Stacy (Cromwell)

38. Rajit Ratha

39. Alexei Sytsevich